the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Randomize
