Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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