If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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