The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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