if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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