and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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