Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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