i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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