She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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