so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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