Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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