I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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