the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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