whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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