Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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