If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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