We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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