You really coming over, don't trick.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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