I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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