where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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