Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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