It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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