Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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