I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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