Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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