okay pat passed out under dana's car
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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