She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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