I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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