It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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