dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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