it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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