do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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