Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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