Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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