if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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