um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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