we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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