Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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