Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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