even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
try to milk me bitch
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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