No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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