Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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