Kareoke will never be a sober sport
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's shark week go big or go home
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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