I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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