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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.

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• (805): View more from California

  I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms

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• (914): View more from New York

  Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS

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• (254): View more from Texas

  If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.

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