ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?