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• (260): View more from Indiana

  We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.

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  I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE

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