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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup

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• (845): View more from New York

  I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.

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  What other scale is there?

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Does the room smell any better?

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  Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped

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• (661): View more from California

  There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.

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