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  Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.

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  That's not a bad idea, actually...

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• (510): View more from California

  I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined

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• (831): View more from California

  tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better

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• (213): View more from California

  holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day

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• (360): View more from Washington

  that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...

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• (415): View more from California

  If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime

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• (650): View more from California

  Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?

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