i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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