Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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