You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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