Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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