My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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