She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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